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mikewall
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:37 am    Post subject: Sat Nav Humour Reply with quote

Here's a break from all the serious issues, llistening to a local DJ talking about sat nav i had to pass on some of her better comments!

Men use sat nav so there ego's dont suffwr asking for directions

They constantly complain to there female passenger about back seat driving, yet choose the female voice on the sat nav! sugesting when they drive alone they miss rhe nagging

Why Tomtom, NavMAN is this proof women are better at finding places

Even with a device designed to direct you to your destinarion, men still try to get there on there own! and get lost in the process! egos again!

When you do really need directing, your sat nav shuts up untill you find your destination yourself! Then it says 'you have arrived at your destination' Thanks then!

When will they invent a sat nav that allows men to find the toilet basin after a night on the beer!

A man will spend hundreds on a sat nav but .99p on flower for his misses to say thanks.

Bit one sided but srill funny, feel free to carry on?
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mostdom
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can tick all those boxes, and I also find myself guilty of shouting at my satnav when it starts repeating those immortal words over and over again 'perform a u turn when possible' when I know better. Evil or Very Mad

Be quiet you evil witch!
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wiz
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I often instruct Jane to shut up Very Happy

Oh the feeling of power, don't you just love it
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