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DennisN
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And what's more, Sarah Palin eats shoots and leaves.
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Andy_P
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| pcaouolte wrote: | | If cows eat plastic bags they are not going to work properly and won’t make juice. |
So how do they get that new milk that comes in plastic bags then, smartypants?
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M8TJT
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| DennisN wrote: | | PS - I thought cows ate cows, or has that changed now? |
No, they used to eat sheep  But as sheep eat grass, that's OK then (just following the herd  ) |
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pcaouolte
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| Andy_P wrote: | | So how do they get that new milk that comes in plastic bags then, smartypants? |
Milk in plastic bags? It must be a city thing, I'm just a simple country boy, our milk still comes in bottles. Perhaps the cow that was trying to eat a plastic bag had heard about this new fangled city milk and was trying to corner the market. How did the cow find out about it though, I've been to the city a few times and never noticed any cows. 
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DennisN
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| pcaouolte wrote: | | Andy_P wrote: | | So how do they get that new milk that comes in plastic bags then, smartypants? |
Milk in plastic bags? It must be a city thing, I'm just a simple country boy, our milk still comes in bottles. Perhaps the cow that was trying to eat a plastic bag had heard about this new fangled city milk and was trying to corner the market. How did the cow find out about it though, I've been to the city a few times and never noticed any cows. |
You should get out more - cities are full of cows and stuff - where did you think McD got all those veggie burgers?
And plastic milk is not new at all. It was introduced before you were born and the bags were humbug-shaped. You then got yourself a fancy sort of jug/holder thing for them, cut off the corner and Bingo! - cafe au lait. There was an I've been framed clip of some minister for milk introducing them on telly and when he cut the corner off (with blunt scissors and without the benefit of a juggy thing) he also squeezed it and slodged milk everywhere! On reflection, it might have been a French minister for milk.
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pcaouolte
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| DennisN wrote: | | ... It was introduced before you were born and the bags were humbug-shaped. You then got yourself a fancy sort of jug/holder thing for them, cut off the corner and Bingo! - cafe au lait. There was an I've been framed clip of some minister for milk introducing them on telly and when he cut the corner off (with blunt scissors and without the benefit of a juggy thing) he also squeezed it and slodged milk everywhere! On reflection, it might have been a French minister for milk. |
Sounds like progress! Bags that you have to cut with scissors, need a jug/holder for, are disguised as sweets and slodge milk everywhere seem better suited to fancy city youngsters than middle aged country boys.
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But you nearly started the off topic with that piccy of Vera's delicious lookin cake  |
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| I told you before. 100 not 16 |
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