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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:44 pm    Post subject: Space Station Joke Reply with quote

N.B.: You need to be appraised of the fact that the ISS has a solar panel issue at present, causing concerns over power availability.

"Ireland are going to send a module to the International space station."

"But they are having solar array power problems, won't this make it
worse?"

"My friend: No they are fitting a wind turbine to theirs."


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Space Station Joke Reply with quote

Darren wrote:
N.B.: You need to be appraised of the fact that the ISS has a solar panel issue at present, causing concerns over power availability.

"Ireland are going to send a module to the International space station."

"But they are having solar array power problems, won't this make it
worse?"

"My friend: No they are fitting a wind turbine to theirs."


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not very 'pc' is it??
You'll be telling us next that they're going to put a man on the sun.
But will land at night so it won't be too hot!!

I'll get my coat!......................
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Taxi for Dave.....
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tim Buxton wrote:
Taxi for Dave.....


It's just around the corner now......
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is pretty funny.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Perhaps they'd use a solar wind turbine to make use of any solar wind that might be in the area - here
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll apologise in advance, but whilst we are on the subject of Irish jokes....

An Irishman is rowing a boat through a field of hay. A second Irishman drives by in his car and stops. He looks at the bloke in the boat and says "You know it's thick sods like you who give us Irish a bad name. I'd come in there and give you a swift kicking.....if only I could swim".

Sorry folks.. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moan, groan...

...roll on the cracker jokes Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

999tommo wrote:
I'll apologise in advance, but whilst we are on the subject of Irish jokes....

An Irishman is rowing a boat through a field of hay. A second Irishman drives by in his car and stops. He looks at the bloke in the boat and says "You know it's thick sods like you who give us Irish a bad name. I'd come in there and give you a swift kicking.....if only I could swim".

Sorry folks.. Laughing


On Sky News tonight, it mentioned that a member of the Irish Red Devils Parachute Display Team died today.....when his snorkel & flippers failed to open!!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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On Sky News tonight, it mentioned that a member of the Irish Red Devils Parachute Display Team died today.....when his snorkel & flippers failed to open!!


I'm sure the words SKY DIVING needed to be in there somewhere! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mostdom wrote:
DaveNN wrote:
On Sky News tonight, it mentioned that a member of the Irish Red Devils Parachute Display Team died today.....when his snorkel & flippers failed to open!!


I'm sure the words SKY DIVING needed to be in there somewhere! Wink


very nearly didn't put parachute in there...I figured most (but not all)people know what a Red Devil was...

"Knock Knock".....
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

who's there!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mostdom wrote:
who's there!


I've just done up...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DaveNN wrote:
mostdom wrote:
who's there!


I've just done up...


I've just done up...what!
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