Do the Satelites give you a direct link to Heaven?

[SteveJay]

Hi,
I was very pleased to be awarded "Life Membership" a few weeks ago but have today looked at my account and seen that my subscription will expire in: 21 years, 337 days, 13 hours, 55 minutes, 13 seconds on the 25th September 2031 at 7:09 to be exact, don't I even get to finish breakfast or do I have to get up earlier on that day?
I was planning on living much longer than that so should I resign my LIFE membership to prolong my life or do you have a direct link to the almighty and my destiny is now sealed. Perhaps you employ "Hit Men" to steadily reduce membership.
Surely there is an answer, will begging help? Or is it punishment for helping to thwart the money making scheme of the authorities?
Yours with trepidation.
Steve

[Border_Collie]

Don't worry about it, the World is going to end on 27th December 2012, according to the experts and old writings. So with an expiry date of 25th September 2031 at 7:09, you will be one of the survivors.
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[RobBrady]

Just a software restriction - if we're all still here in 2031 we'll upgrade you to Life 2.0!
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Robert Brady

[GerryC]

It's just how the system keeps the number - in seconds so it's BIG. Don't worry, in about 17 years, anyone still using the site will have some more years added to their lifetime.

Apparently, I expire on 01/10/2028 at 14:11 so that's lunch sorted.
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Gerry
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