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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:36 pm    Post subject: A little puzzle Reply with quote

Who can be the first to work out what is wrong with the following joke received via e-mail?
The joke is worth reading but where and why is it flawed?

A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and shouted to a man below:

Balloonist: I wonder if you can help me? I am on my way to friends but seem to be lost

Man on Ground: You are in a hot air balloon, hovering 40 feet off the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north and 59 and 60 degrees west

Balloonist: You must be an engineer.

Man on Ground: I am, how do you know?

Balloonist: Well, everything you said is technically correct, but your information is no use, I am still lost. Frankly you have not been much help so far.

Man on Ground: Ahh, you must be a Manager.

Balloonist: I am, but how do you know?

Man on Ground: Well, you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large amount of hot air. You expect me to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly in the same position you were before we met, but now somehow its my fault!!.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The man on the ground must have been in a boat Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Will have to make the next one harder to spot! - you should have seen the e-mails I got back having pointed that fact out to the entire distribution list! - Mike
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

always someone has to spoil a good joke...! maybe they were working in degrees farenheit rather than decimal degrees ;)

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

M8TJT wrote:
The man on the ground must have been in a boat Very Happy
What's with "ground" and "boat"? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oldboy wrote:
M8TJT wrote:
The man on the ground must have been in a boat Very Happy
What's with "ground" and "boat"? Twisted Evil

Perhaps should have put quotes around the man on the 'ground'.
I assume that you are winding me up and have actually checked where the lat/lon of the question takes you.
Of course you have Very Happy silly of me to think it might be a possibility that you havn't Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

M8TJT wrote:
checked where the lat/lon of the question takes you.

So that's the joke? That it's in the middle of the sea? Can someone explain why I should laugh? I've been struggling to "get it". Shocked Confused
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